Monthly Review (September 2013)

The calendar has slipped into October and I barely noticed. September just kind of came and went without a lot of new activity from me (sorry). 

Here is a recap of my top ten posts from this past month.

Vonland's Fantasyland Music

Here's some ideas for the theme music playing over the speakers in my Fantasyland:

Some Earth Wind & Fire for the ladies...

Ladies and gentleman, Aldo Nova, because all guitars should have lasers on them:

Tshirts available soon...

Vonland: Theme Park Tickets

Prices According to Bra Size (No Enhancements, Please):

A* - $40

B* - $30

C* - $20

D* - $10

DD - free, with complimentary photo and tours of break rooms/backstage areas

* $10 Deductions from ticket price (use all that apply)

Topless

Wearing a string bikini of USA or rebel flag design

Wearing any University of Alabama apparel

5'10" or taller

Under 140 lbs

Blonde, Redhead, or Brunette w/Blue Eyes

British
Twins (must enter park together)

All terms subject to inspection before entering Vonland. Verification of bra size and/or weight may asked to be provided by Front Gate attendants. Terms may change at any time.