Things I Must Work into a Conversation at Some Point

I'm sure this list will continually grow.

• Vagenious
• I don't have sperm, I have tadpoles...of the gods
• I am not just a vehicle you can ride to pleasure town.
• You can eat salad in my backseat anytime.
• Destiny might be a lady, but victory has a penis.
• I am all that is man!
• Love is not admissible as evidence.
• I know that the place looks like a bit of a mess but its actually a very delicate ecosystem. Everything is connected. It's like the rainforest. You change one thing... even the tiniest bit, and the whole rainforest dies.
• I don't dance. I'm from that town in Footloose.
• That's a lot of nuts!
• I'm very comfortable with my sexuality. I just don't want to be slapped in the face with theirs.
• Sometimes I touch the frayed part of the extension cord just to feel something.
• And with that statement, he never had sex again...

*Updates*

• I know this isn't going to end well, but the whole middle part is going to be awesome!
• I am a state licensed orgasmologist.
• Always buy quick hardening calk. You don't want to have to wait forever for that calk to harden.
• The magic is in the hole.
• Space is invisible mind dust and the stars are their wishes.

*More Updates*

• When the package is this pretty, no one cares about what's inside.
• Oh my God quick pullover. That pinata is shaped liked a monkey.

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