Top 10 Ways Lorelei is Not Allowed to Use Her Arm Cast

So after a brief bullfighting incident my daughter Lorelei is now in an arm cast for a broken wrist. The doctor gave her basic instructions (dont get it wet, keep it elevated, etc) but in the Blocker household we had to develop our own special list of do's and don't's....well, mostly just the don't's part...

Lorelei is not allowed to:

1) Run around the apartment yelling "Hulk smash!" and try to tear down the walls
2) Attempt to deflect bullets like Wonder Woman
3) Pretend to be MegaMan and use it as a blaster
4) Contact Star Command like Buzz Lightyear
5) Hide candy inside for midnight snacks
6) Claim that she had Tommy John surgery and will be back pitching in the majors soon
7) Crack walnuts
8) Have a sword in one hand and use her cast as a shield like a Roman soldier
9) Extort lunch money from defenseless kids
10) Pretend that she had a Robot arm installed

***UPDATE***

More suggestions have been coming in so I have a few more to add to the list:

11) Hold on to the top of the stairs with her good arm and pretend to swat at airplanes like King Kong

12) Claim that her arm was partially assimilated by the Borg