My Bucket List of Things to Get Me Fired When I Win the Lottery

I think everyone has fantasized about a glorious way they could quit their job if they had won the lottery. Well considering my workplace is Disney, I can really go out in a blaze of glory.

The scary part is, I have really spent some serious time thinking about this. Here's what I have so far:

#1 Ride naked on the cow catcher from Frontierland to Fantasyland and be singing "Casey Junior's coming down the track" as the train comes into the station. Body paint will spell out Casey Junior with an arrow pointing to my penis.

#2 Steal the Main Street Omnibus and lead a high speed chase down I-4, at a whopping 35 miles per hour. The whole time I would be spieling on the microphone, pointing out items of interest such as cop cars and police helicopters. My intended destination would be Universal, where I would crash into the Harry Potter attraction.

#3 During the Main Street Electrical Parade (you just heard that in your head as the robot announcement voice didn't you?), I will run and jump in the mouth of "Creepy Face" and lay there dangling like a dead body until the parade ends and I make my escape. My escape probably involves Scenario #2 above.

Look, it can work:

 

I am sure there will be more to add later.