Relationship Controls

Since my dear friend Kerra is the guru of what not to do in a relationship over at The Levels of Awkwardness, some of us are not so inclined. Some of us need a button or a lever or a complex algorithm to figure people out. Kerra and I have agreed that people need a "relationship resume" (more on that later) that they should hand you upon meeting, but what if you could change things with the click of a mouse? Behold:

Just think if once you met someone you were linked in this giant database and you can increase or decrease your relationship after you meet them. Want to increase your friendship level? Click! Want to take things from the awkward zone to the dating zone? Bam! Want to break up with someone or lower their interest in you? Bazinga! Bad divorce? Delete contact. Done!

I mean you actually had to know someone before this would work. You couldn't scope out a hot chick and change your relationship to "dating" (unfortunately). The world would be complete chaos. Fun, yes, but chaotic. Discuss!

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