- Vagenious
- I don't have sperm, I have tadpoles...of the gods
- I am not just a vehicle you can ride to pleasure town.
- You can eat salad in my backseat anytime.
- Destiny might be a lady, but victory has a penis.
- I am all that is man!
- Love is not admissible as evidence.
- I know that the place looks like a bit of a mess but its actually a very delicate ecosystem. Everything is connected. It's like the rainforest. You change one thing... even the tiniest bit, and the whole rainforest dies.
- I don't dance. I'm from that town in Footloose.
- That's a lot of nuts!
- I'm very comfortable with my sexuality. I just don't want to be slapped in the face with theirs.
- Sometimes I touch the frayed part of the extension cord just to feel something.
- And with that statement, he never had sex again...
*Updates*
- I know this isn't going to end well, but the whole middle part is going to be awesome!
- I am a state licensed orgasmologist.
- Always buy quick hardening calk. You don't want to have to wait forever for that calk to harden.
- The magic is in the hole.
- Space is invisible mind dust and the stars are their wishes.
*More Updates*
- When the package is this pretty, no one cares about what's inside.
- Oh my God quick pullover. That pinata is shaped liked a monkey.
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Sometimes, you are just a vehicle...right?
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