Vonland: Theme Park Tickets

Prices According to Bra Size (No Enhancements, Please):

A* - $40

B* - $30

C* - $20

D* - $10

DD - free, with complimentary photo and tours of break rooms/backstage areas

* $10 Deductions from ticket price (use all that apply)

Topless

Wearing a string bikini of USA or rebel flag design

Wearing any University of Alabama apparel

5'10" or taller

Under 140 lbs

Blonde, Redhead, or Brunette w/Blue Eyes

British
Twins (must enter park together)

All terms subject to inspection before entering Vonland. Verification of bra size and/or weight may asked to be provided by Front Gate attendants. Terms may change at any time.